2003 Articles

A SHINING DEMOCRATIC EXAMPLE

Maybe it’s his supercilious smirk. Or his arrogant mumbling. Or his cynical opportunism. Whatever the reason I find it hard to admire George W. Bush. His reckless adventuring abroad and his irresponsible overspending at home are in my view seriously damaging his country’s long term interests. When America sneezes most of the world catches a cold, and highly economically dependent countries like Jamaica get pneumonia. So the man is just plain bad news all around.

THE GOLDING PHENOMENON

BEING VERY young at the time my memories of the 1972 election are hazy, but I do recall nearly all of us at school shouting 'power' at passing motorcades. This wasn't only because of any specific PNP policies ­ about the only campaign issue that penetrated our immature brains was 'Joshua's rod of correction'. But having known only a JLP government I guess our unformed minds assumed any change must be for the better, and most first-time voters then probably thought the same way.

A TALE OF TWO PARTIES

“The dinner of understanding”

Once there was a party which lost 4 straight general elections and was out of power for 18 years. A new leader had to be chosen and the two front runners were A and B. The government was disliked and if the party chose the more popular A it would likely win the next election, though it might also win under B. But voters would see an open fight between A and B as a sign of continuing disunity and might then re-elect the government. So A and B had a dinner meeting. A said that if B stepped aside and the party won he would put B in charge of the economy and then retire after a certain period so that B could get his chance to be leader. B agreed – half a loaf and a promise of a full one later was better than all of nothing. So A became leader and in the next election the party won a massive victory.

ONE BLOOD, FOR NOW?

THE SUNNY Jamaican countryside dispels thoughts of crime and debt. In such bright moods I accept that our official figures cannot reflect reality and that this country is an exception to all rules. In most places economic stagnation and rising violence breed unrest. But over 10 years of negligible GDP growth, a decimated dollar and a soaring murder rate have been accompanied here not by angry mass protests but a car, cellular and building boom. Nor does this, in theory, broke and crime-ridden country seem to lack for nightlife, with partygoers ramming Negril and Ocho Rios every long weekend.

BULLISH ON JAMAICA

“Jamaica in Crisis” read a conference banner in Mandeville last month. “A Sick Democracy” was one pundit’s verdict on the local government elections. And “A ruined country” is the constant theme of some radio talk shows.

MISS LOU - NATIONAL HEROINE!

Louise “Miss Lou” Bennett is undisputedly the most universally loved personality this nation has ever produced. For over 50 years as poet, broadcaster, actress, television personality and stage performer she tirelessly championed Jamaican folk customs. Yet Miss Lou was more than a brilliant entertainer, she is in all likelihood the greatest poet this country has produced. Certainly she is the only Jamaican poet whose works are continuously in print and she still outsells all the others put together.

THE BLESSED WEST INDIES

“Does life get any better than this?” Australian fan at Queen’s Park Oval 2003.

“The fans love West Indies cricket. They love the West Indies way of life. They see on television how West Indians enjoy themselves and they will be coming to be part of it.” Chris Dehring, CEO Cricket World Cup 2007

AN UNACKNOWLEDGED POLITICAL MIRACLE

"Jamaicans are so ignorant and uneducated they will vote for anyone who gives them a handout. So our leaders and the entire political system are completely corrupt. Democracy can never work in a country like this."

IF NOT OMAR THEN WHO?

Early last year I heard Omar Davies speak at a business function and he was like Brian Lara in top form - straightforwardly driving home his points, deftly sweeping away all questions, and confidently defending attacks on his policies. The Jamaican e...

VALUING THE J$ BY PPP AND BIG MAC

Since December the Jamaican dollar has slid from about 48 to over 60 to one against its US counterpart. Where it will settle is anyone’s guess, but perhaps the past can give some guide as to what is to come.